My collection of quotes ranges from silly to profound, and most everyone will find something to offend them.
What better way to start of a collection of quotes than with a few quotes:
A witty saying proves nothing.
— Voltaire
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own.
— Montaigne
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
— Simeon Strunsky
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
— W. Somerset Maugham
