An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
    — Rich Julius

The distinctive difference between PCs and other consumer electronics is that only PCs are allowed to fail in routine use.
    — Peter Coffee

It is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of computers by the sense of accomplishment you get from getting them to work at all.
    — Douglas Adams

Some people say that a monkey would bang out the complete works of Shakespeare on a typewriter give an unlimited amount of time. In the meantime, what they would probably produce is a valid sendmail configuration file.
    — Nicholas Petreley

Surely, somewhere, somehow, in the history of computing, at least one manual has been written that you could at least remotely attempt to consider possibly glancing at.
    — Adam Rixey

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
    — Jeff Raskin

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
    — Unknown Source