You claim that God was a doctor. In fact this very same debate was held by a doctor, an architect and a
lawyer.
"Medicine," said the doctor, "is the oldest profession. After all did not God cause a sleep to fall upon Adam at
which point he removed a rib and fashioned it into Eve? Was this not the first operation with anesthetic. Therefore,
medicine is the oldest profession"
"Not so fast," replied the architect, "What about a week earlier? God created the heavens and earth from primordial
choas. This was clearly a giangantic act of design, therefore architecture is the oldest profession."
"Wait," said the lawyer, "Who do you think made primordial choas?"
— Jonah Goldberg correspondent
The American Bar Association says that there are too many people in prison. My view: Not enough of them are
lawyers.
— John J. Miller
Q: What are 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
— Michael Ströder, found on comp.lang.python, though Michael is hardly the first
to make this joke